April 2012
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Holy influx of followers! Hello, welcome, and I...
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a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
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Jack Harkness CONFIRMED for a Doctor Who 50th...
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April’s fool
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March 2012
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My mum just asked me why I don't join...
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Mycroft: I'm sorry, Sherlock. I'm afraid I've some rather unpleasant news for you.
Sherlock: You've brought on World War III, I suppose?
Mycroft: No, no, that's still on schedule for a few years from now. It's rather more personal, more close to the heart, you could say.
Sherlock: Well, get on with it. You know how precarious a position I am in, I can't afford to sit around chatting.
Mycroft: Quite. It's John, you see, John Watson.
Sherlock: I'm aware of which 'John' you would be referring to. What of him?
Mycroft: He's, this is not lightly put, Sherlock. I'm sorry to tell you, he's killed himself.
Sherlock:
Mycroft:
Sherlock:
Mycroft:
Sherlock: ...no.
Mycroft: Yes. It's a tragic fact. With the recent death of his wife, he was all alone in the world. Suffering. My men got to him too late.
Sherlock: *breaking down in a Sherlock way*
Mycroft: *sips tea*
Sherlock: *smashes teacup from Mycroft's hands and gets up, raging*
Mycroft: *sits calmly*
Sherlock: *storming out*
Mycroft: Oh, brother dear, before you do yourself some bodily harm, or take any drastic measures...
Sherlock: *pauses*
Mycroft: Have a very happy April Fools' Day, why don't you.
Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.
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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.
mindfuck
whoaaa
this is AMAZING
EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa
Whoa.
3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.
iloikethus
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Watchmirandaburke:
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lindsay lohans face throughout the years
This is actually terrifying.
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Imagine if I became famous and kept my blog. One...
Interviewer: So do you know about the fandom surrounding you?
Me: You mean the fanart and the pornographic drawings shipping me with my co-stars?
Interviewer: ....
Me: And the slash shippers and the Crack. Oh the fandom crack!
Interviewer: Uh, yeah... how do you, uh, know about all of this?
Me: *Stares into camera* I have a Tumblr
Tumblr: HOLY SHIT WE ARE DOOMED! WHICH BLOG IS IT?! SEARCH THEM ALL! AND FOR GODS SAKE HIDE THE PORN
Me: *Laughs evily and starts discussing famous fanfictions with my character in them knowing tumblr is dying*
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PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE...
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I forgot what I was going to say
and it was really clever too
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foreverwholockian:
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so there is something that has always bothered me in the scenes around the Powell Estate where Rose lives
what the fuck is this
what is it though
WHAT IS IT?
A CYBERMAN GETTING MARRIED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
A hybrid between a Dalek and a watering can with hair rollers in…
It looks a bit like a random...
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I am posting my sexuality. Reblog and tell yours.
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Reblog if you have actually read Arthur Conan...
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…and you love this Sherlock as much as you love BBC’s one.
Okay, not all of them yet. If uni had not put itself in my way, I would have had them all read by now. They are on my summer reading list, and I do love them, though. :)
i still haven’t read through them all fdgfdgdfg
Derp I have.
oh my...
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citrusskies:
I hope Rick Santorum takes a flight on MJN Airlines and they’re forced to keep diverting and diverting and diverting.
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House of Silk
don’t read ahead if you haven’t read the book and plan to, okay?
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Seriously just fuck this fukcing book god damn it no Sherlock Holmes is NOT dead you bastard and John is NOT invalided in an old-persons’ home fuck you just fuck no
fucking crying fuck the world
ugh shit fuck bollocks klskj help me I’m drowning in sorrow
anthony horowitz you...
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okay well I’m really bored so I guess I’ll go to bed…. :|
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niqi asked: Hi Jess! :D YOU AND ME. WE NEED TO MEET. OH MY GODDD.
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rorysdiedagain asked: Hello! You asked for you ask to be filled, so here I am!